TO THE MINISTER FOR ALLIGATOR CONTROL

Portnoy Obfuscate must be commended for his science?????????????????? applied to his portfolio concerning the ERADICATION OF THE ALLIGATOR. The general unknowledgeable public should NOW really understand the 'STAND' you have taken over this very important issue, and our congratulations are passed onto you in the form of a TRAVEL PASS TO THE CLOSEST RACE
STATION.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK,

SARAH ALLEN from (Thanks for protecting Victoria)